the sky is full of zeros and ones

NAME: Ellen Kinross Ramsey
ALIASES: LN (online handle)
CODENAME: Wulver
DOB: 3 / 9 / 89: 22
POB: NYC
NEXT OF KIN: Doug Ramsey and Rahne [Sinclair] Ramsey (parents), Evelyn Ramsey (younger sister; via adoption), Philip and Sheila Ramsey (paternal grandparents), Moira MacTaggert (grandmother; via adoption)
AFFILIATION: New Mutants
CURRENT LOCATION: with parents in Brooklyn brownstone
HEIGHT: 5'4"
EYES: BLUE
WEIGHT: 115 lbs
HAIR COLOR: BLONDE
WARNING: HACKER; WEREWOLF. Sounds like a crap movie from the early 90’s, doesn’t it?

( You took my hand and led me down to watch the kewpie doll parade We let the kittens lick our hair and drank our chalky lemonade It's not that I just didn't care I must admit I was afraid And I'm awfully glad my finger's resting gently on the masterfade )

@WEEKLYWEIRDNEWS I'M GOING TO FIND AN EYEWITNESS
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@WEEKLYWEIRDNEWS omg just heard on the news that there was a mutant attack on several banks just now oMGG!!
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Ellen Ramsey FACEBOOK IS DUMB. But I signed up so that people can LIKE WWN! 1 hour ago · Like · Comment

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Ellen Ramsey likes Weekly Weird News.

Dear Scott Summers,

I want to join the X-Men. I'll come in for an interview on Friday the 13th 2011. Oh wow, that's an unfortunate day! But maybe it'll be the best day ever, if you give me a chance.

I have to come ASAP because the full moon is soon.

Thanks!

Ellen Ramsey, linguist and werewolf.


ps I'm not talking about any of this New X-Men crap, I'm 22 and I want to be an X-Men X-Man.

i want a codename
what should my codename be

Leave a message after the tone, *BEEP*
"Hi! This is Ellen and I'll be unavailable from Wednesday the 5th until Saturday the 8th. Blame the moon."

bypassed the ringing, she dialed straight to his voicemail inbox

"Uhm. Hi. Look, I know you said you don't remember your dreams... but if you do..."

Long pause, the automated voice asks Are You Still There? To Continue Recording, press 2

"If you do remember-- well, I mean. I remember. Oh, why is this so difficult to say? You wouldn't think that from me... Ha... um. I'm not mad at you. It was a dream. And even if it were real, I wouldn't be mad at you. You... It was very-- Thank you. I want to see you again, if you're up for it. Uh. Thank you. Thanks."

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Because Mariah Stark isn't giving me money anymore!

FROM: "Ellen Ramsey" <lnr4m53y@weeklyweird.com>

I know this is kind of silly, to be emailing you. I wanted to call, but I was afraid I'd be imposing on your family. I want to thank you for saving me (and tell May thank you, too). You're always there. Thank you so much, Charlie.

I also wanted to ask you a question. How do I keep Henry away from me?

If someone were to make cookies for you, what kind of cookies would they be?

That's all. Talk to you soon, hopefully.

Ellen.

Gramma Sheila is everything a grandma should be. Her house smells like sugar cookies and she's always wearing a t-shirt with a cat on it. She has several Disney films on DVD and cooks dinner every night. All the comforts and skills of a mother, times two. As much as Ellen liked Moira, there was something very conventional about Gramma Sheila. She was also a really proud parent of a mutant. Not at first, but by now, over the years, Sheila was like an overenthusiastic mother of a newly outed gay kid. The kind that goes to Pride Day and flies a rainbow flag in the yard. Ellen didn't have to go into details about what happened, thank goodness. But she knows if she did, Gramma would probably been really excited for her.

Ellen had spent the last few days watching the news. In front of the television, Evie at her side, with her laptop and a plate of cookies. They were safe from the riots. They were in a different world, it seemed. Away from superheroes and villains.

So when that morning came, it was especially jarring. It wasn't just waking up in a bed that wasn't yours. When Ellen woke, she didn't even know where to begin. Where was she? Where's Pete? Is the baby-- there isn't a baby. Her dreams were so vivid, so strong, it took her several moments after being fully awake to realize what was real. She missed him more than she ever thought she could miss someone. That in itself made her stomach hurt.

Evie tried to get Ellen out of bed for most of the day. It wasn't until dinnertime that Ellen finally got out of bed. The National Guard was dealing with the criminals, everyone else was dealing with the clean up. Ellen didn't think she'd be going home anytime soon, despite a return to normalcy for everyone else.

fgiogteuiorutiowretuweorutoewreeeeeeeeeeeeeee

hehelp help
i need you take
me dr mccoy

30 seconds later
[***INCOMING CALL: ELLEN RAMSEY***]

only to disconnect after one ring

LN
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some changes around here. deal with it.
my birthday is the 9th.
we'll catch up on the WWN soon.

"I don't care what is written about me so long as it isn't true."

i can't reach
the dryer sheets
they're on the top shelf.

also i have a boy
question.

TO: "Pete McCoy"
FROM: "Ellen Ramsey" <lnr4m53y@weeklyweird.com>

How are you? Please don't be mad at me anymore. If you don't answer this one, I'll leave you alone.

hay girl hay

( PETE )

( CHARLIE )

( HENRY )


( ROOMMATE )
( MARIAH )

TO: "Pete McCoy"
FROM: "Ellen Ramsey" <lnr4m53y@weeklyweird.com>

In case you didn't see it on your phone, I'm really sorry. I won't tell anyone.

I'm not going to tell anyone.
I'm really really sorry.

Daria
MOD

Matt Murdock's son is trying to e-bitchslap me. lmao.

"When you have got an elephant by the hind leg, and he is trying to run away, it's best to let him run."